wes tat or ta ta

 Some people may have a serious reaction to certain types of tattoos, so it's important to leave the tattoo parlor with a list of people you should not show your tattoo to. I once saw my friend show his Dad his new tattoo and then he was held down by his dad and a wire brush was used to remove it. Another friend showed his Mom his new tattoo and his mom proceeded to use her lit Cuban Cigar to burn the tattoo off. One guy showed his wife his new neck tattoo and then his wife cut his fuckin neck off. Lets just say the above picture of Wes Texas's new dink tattoo is rad but i really don't think he should show it to his wife or his dad or his mom.

Bopo & Kwakwaka'wakw

At a recent gathering of the Team, a Bopo argued that the first nation people did not actually eat young men arse. The term "cannibals" is an exaggerated reference ... and the Kwakwaka'wakw (or Kwakiutl) did not actually bite arse. Ray being a close bloodline to the first nations people in fact did have some recipes his great great grandfather had left..... In his words : Boy arse is rich in protein and omega-3 fatty acids, so try this great recipe and eat up!

1
Use heavy aluminum foil cut into large squares. Place equal portions of the arse fillets on each piece of foil.
2
In a saucepan, melt butter. Add lemon juice, parsley, salt and pepper.
3
Stir to blend well. Pour this mixture over the arse, sprinkle with paprika and top with onion slices.
4
Fold the foil around the arse and add a seal.
5
Grill for 5 to 7 minutes per side. Arse should flake easily when done.

NICK $#@% 43

Lets face it the colors keep gettin radical... Rock-n-Roll 

reunion 2013

here we go again. for a few v.i.13 the plan is to take the coho. rent a car in Port Angeles we were going to have a full rental car but new member Ron JaK Hadley has bailed on us due to family matters... Family first, then the team. This is all good because now there will be more room in the rental car for Coen JaK to spread his legs for Matlock.  My co-pilot will be Andy Jak who flew in from Quebec and is the King of the England division of JaKs teaM. Oi Oi Oi
 I'll try to write a review upon my return... wish me luck.

 As we drove down a dark street... the booze consuming body beside me in the passenger seat said " I think I just died and gone to Portland"
 What, where when and why ..... it was the usual drive around town and look for clowns... fortunately they were just across the street. The hotel pool was covered with wood! A deck was built over it and i was wondering if it was empty under the heavy deck on top of it. Damn.The band the JaK Offs played to a mass crowd. the dancfloor was a sea of vests and folks standing with their jaws dropped. From the corner of the room i see a fight break out and realize it's Tommy B from Motley Crue and he has manipulated a Mcgiver over his head. Tommy then plows through the crowd and crashes onto the stage past the singer Pat Brown. McGiver is thrown crashing down over the drums and his body bumps the huge speaker cabinet of the guitar player "she is a beautiful guitar player"..... The head of the amplifier fall and knocks the hat off McGiver and KO's him.... I recon its time for a ambulancem but McGiver shakes a smile, gets up and goes out into the street to take a piss.