Sunday, April 28, 2013
jentokar and tony greenhawk
This kid was never really accepted by the TeaM but he showed up, intoxicated and breaking bottles. JeN ToKar is telling the kid to get his ass back to school!
scotttttttyyyyy
Low carving traditional colours owned by Scotty who was happily riding his skateboard in the middle of the afternoon when three
men in animal costumes beat him up and stole his beer. Cops haven’t
found the suspects yet,
rob v
The world's most famous spokespitcher, the Kool-Aid EYE Man, just got a
glassy makeover to help promote the TeaMs new sugar-free liquid dink
mix.
chicagopussyrob
Spring Break is finally here! After months of being stuck behind that
desk it is finally time to get out and let loose. Unfortunately, where
there is a party, there is usually a hangover. Here are some JaKs to
help ease the pain of that Spring Break hangover!
Saturday, April 27, 2013
trezspawn
Walking around this two-mile college campus loop will provide an
opportunity for kids, educators, families and community members to rally
together against JaKs.
gig of china
It's the usual reunion of old and new skatepunks from the Vancouver
area. The skateboarding is getting hotter every year and with the
building of more pools and bowls Vancouver skateboarding is devolving
back to 70's style. The type of skating that would have made Don Carver
JaK (R.I.P) proud. The beginners category had a total of 18 entrants and
I watched the tiny grommets carve around tea cup and bath tub popping
air and powersliding the park raw. Intermediate skaters showed just as
much style and the advanced category slayed with some awesome airtime
and the odd invert. Ferris Jak took to the mic and MC'd the show... in
the early years there was no amplified microphone so old Ferris would
have to yell out the contest wrecking his voice so his friends wouldn't
have to listen to him for a few days. It was good to see Ferris back on
the mic... he hasn't done it for a few years. Some old Jaks showed Mike
Anus, Porridge, Roy, Carlos, Casual, Steve, Emon, Donut, Sid, Kevin,
Chris, Jamie and of coarse Slutty to name a few but some where missing
this year. The crowd is getting bigger every year and it's the usual
group of punks and older punks with kids. Edmonton Div of Jaks, and some
Teem Shitty even had a few in attendance! The contest went by quick and
only one young dude got taken away in an ambulance.... broken ankle and
he was handed the best wipeout prize as he was taken away in a
stretcher. The contest ended with a commemorative model of the twin
towers made out of empty beer cases with two airplanes stuck in the side
burning in flames and skaters took turns airing over the flames. No
police and the rain held off till the end.
As the rain started TA's Mom, Alice, rolled up in her van and fed everyone a good meal of banic and salmon. Just like our American friends mourning the loss of many Alice morns the loss of her son TA JaK. She fed us good and I recon it made her happy to see all of TA's Jak brothers.
As the rain started TA's Mom, Alice, rolled up in her van and fed everyone a good meal of banic and salmon. Just like our American friends mourning the loss of many Alice morns the loss of her son TA JaK. She fed us good and I recon it made her happy to see all of TA's Jak brothers.
gig of seawa
Los Hornets....speeding down the highway in a '51 Merc, only to crash thru the walls
of some obscure punk club. Emerging from the rubble would be Los
Hornets: the ultimate sting!
Los Hornets: rip roarin', beer soaked tunes reeking of fast cars, gone
girls, blackouts, and Marlboro smokin' aliens. You'll wanna stomp yer
feet, do a jig, and flip yer lid as they twist and shout and belt it
out. Burnin' rubber from 1993 to 1997, these Seattlites sure stir up a
good time.SLIM SLIM SLIM!!!
gig of vactoria
And I Quote the late great President of the US George Bush: ugly,real booze soaked amphetamine punk rock in the tradition of the nip
drivers,fang,mentors,smut peddlers,the stitches,zeros,cocknoose,anti
seen,samoans,flag,jerks,fear,gg allin,the pistols,you get the fuckin
picture.guns,liquor,all sorts of fuckin' drugs,skateboards,big
trucks,guns,big joints,bar-b-ques,beaches,fighting pigs,
explosives,high test beer,and our families.
we are the beach motherfuckers....we got the fuckin' beach head secured and kegs are goin down tonight fuckers....all night!
explosives,high test beer,and our families.
we are the beach motherfuckers....we got the fuckin' beach head secured and kegs are goin down tonight fuckers....all night!
ramp tramps
In today's weird world the Car Domain company wanted to advertise using this photo of three JaKs tEam members sitting on a ramp.... this advertising tactic had nothing to do with cars but they figured the pic would lure more street people into the website. It did enabled several women to recognize the fathers of their kids. At the time of the photo the Team Member had switched vests making it difficult for the women to collect the right child support from the correct JaK. It worked out best for the JaK on the right because he was wearing the vest of the only virgin on the team so he didn't have to pay anything.
Rob Zombie
“I'm sorry if you came to see Rob Zombie, and he didn't come on... JaKs Team got progressively more obnoxious as the night went on (drunk?) ... As obnoxious as it was, it was still pretty fun.
Friday, April 26, 2013
texas young punk... is this hank?
Wild Youth - 20th Century toddler culture.
Snapshot subjects of this youth culture include playground rebellion, pre-school hijinks, the generation ... "Keep Texas Wild"
i can take all of yous
“Stop that gigglin', you goofy bastards,”. ... When the Jak had the men's full attention, he dramatically popped out the eye again and smoked it.
eric elecrticLipppppssss
Lipps opens a bottle of champagne, then tries unsuccessfully to light his cigar on an electric bulb.
nosmoking
Nosmoking slogans? You cant brag if you take a
drag! "Number 43" Some say its "Relaxation" Some
say its "Absolute Pleasure" ... There are urban myths about the strange side effects (hairy palms, blindness)
09 convention
If you see people drinking alcohol on the street, you may call the San Francisco Police Department's Non-Emergency Dispatch line at (415) 553-0123.
43
There is no info about the specs yet and what’s more important…about
the size of this division. 43 is rumored to have the most aggressive team members. There are 43 technical warrant officers specialties with 13 panty control
branches that include Military Intelligence, Supernatural Forces and Human urine to name a few.
full rich munzter
Mondo Keyhole. Plot: A man with an ugly secret is made to pay for his crimes in this rough but arty sexpoitation drama.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
vanesssa mum
Mother to jak: I’m warning you. If you fall off of that skateboard and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
more taxasss
I'd put them in a bathroom for just enough pop without going over the top. They're the perfect way to add interesting elements to your decor with colors.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
alberta div?
Fuquored is your music. Always and everywhere. Enjoy over 25 million songs. 517 JaKs are talking about this. Upcoming Events for Fuquored. No upcoming events were found for this artist/ band. over - ten 4
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
not clear
I currently located this picture in a copy of SHEEP! magazine. The interviewer quotes the owner (Willie Nelson's son) of this vest was a fuckin assehole and knew nothing about handling sheep. When the the interview asked what the hell this stupid JaKs thing was Willie Nelsons son responded; "Jerk off, do a bit of a study on JaKs you know one the largest teams in the world. One with some of the rearest animals on the
planet and without a dout some of the best song wrighters, skaters and
bands. Clowns like you that knock JaKs give me and a couple of
other million people the shits."
Friday, April 19, 2013
this is salba
I got to say I have always respected Salba, he is the main reason
why I started backyard poolriding and want to get into professional poolriding. Seeing this has just made me respect him 10x more, and if
anyone had anything bad to say about Salba, that's impossible! Salba is done in poolriding, he has nothing left to prove..he is a
legend and I love the guy. When I get into poolriding, Eddie Muntster,Alva
& Salba will always be my top reasons why I got in.
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