Sunday, April 28, 2013

jentokar and tony greenhawk

This kid was never really accepted by the TeaM but he showed up, intoxicated and breaking bottles. JeN ToKar is telling the kid to get his ass back to school!

scotttttttyyyyy

Low carving traditional colours owned by Scotty who was happily riding his skateboard in the middle of the afternoon when three men in animal costumes beat him up and stole his beer. Cops haven’t found the suspects yet,

rob v

The world's most famous spokespitcher, the Kool-Aid EYE Man, just got a glassy makeover to help promote the TeaMs new sugar-free liquid dink mix.

chicagopussyrob

Spring Break is finally here! After months of being stuck behind that desk it is finally time to get out and let loose. Unfortunately, where there is a party, there is usually a hangover. Here are some JaKs to help ease the pain of that Spring Break hangover!

Saturday, April 27, 2013

trezspawn

 Walking around this two-mile college campus loop will provide an opportunity for kids, educators, families and community members to rally together against JaKs.

gig of china

It's the usual reunion of old and new skatepunks from the Vancouver area. The skateboarding is getting hotter every year and with the building of more pools and bowls Vancouver skateboarding is devolving back to 70's style. The type of skating that would have made Don Carver JaK (R.I.P) proud. The beginners category had a total of 18 entrants and I watched the tiny grommets carve around tea cup and bath tub popping air and powersliding the park raw. Intermediate skaters showed just as much style and the advanced category slayed with some awesome airtime and the odd invert. Ferris Jak took to the mic and MC'd the show... in the early years there was no amplified microphone so old Ferris would have to yell out the contest wrecking his voice so his friends wouldn't have to listen to him for a few days. It was good to see Ferris back on the mic... he hasn't done it for a few years. Some old Jaks showed Mike Anus, Porridge, Roy, Carlos, Casual, Steve, Emon, Donut, Sid, Kevin, Chris, Jamie and of coarse Slutty to name a few but some where missing this year. The crowd is getting bigger every year and it's the usual group of punks and older punks with kids. Edmonton Div of Jaks, and some Teem Shitty even had a few in attendance! The contest went by quick and only one young dude got taken away in an ambulance.... broken ankle and he was handed the best wipeout prize as he was taken away in a stretcher. The contest ended with a commemorative model of the twin towers made out of empty beer cases with two airplanes stuck in the side burning in flames and skaters took turns airing over the flames. No police and the rain held off till the end.
As the rain started TA's Mom, Alice, rolled up in her van and fed everyone a good meal of banic and salmon. Just like our American friends mourning the loss of many Alice morns the loss of her son TA JaK. She fed us good and I recon it made her happy to see all of TA's Jak brothers.

gig of seawa

Los Hornets....speeding down the highway in a '51 Merc, only to crash thru the walls of some obscure punk club. Emerging from the rubble would be Los Hornets: the ultimate sting! Los Hornets: rip roarin', beer soaked tunes reeking of fast cars, gone girls, blackouts, and Marlboro smokin' aliens. You'll wanna stomp yer feet, do a jig, and flip yer lid as they twist and shout and belt it out. Burnin' rubber from 1993 to 1997, these Seattlites sure stir up a good time.SLIM SLIM SLIM!!!

gig of vactoria

And I Quote the late great President of the US George Bush: ugly,real booze soaked amphetamine punk rock in the tradition of the nip drivers,fang,mentors,smut peddlers,the stitches,zeros,cocknoose,anti seen,samoans,flag,jerks,fear,gg allin,the pistols,you get the fuckin picture.guns,liquor,all sorts of fuckin' drugs,skateboards,big trucks,guns,big joints,bar-b-ques,beaches,fighting pigs,
explosives,high test beer,and our families.
we are the beach motherfuckers....we got the fuckin' beach head secured and kegs are goin down tonight fuckers....all night!

ramp tramps

In today's weird world the Car Domain company wanted to advertise using this photo of three JaKs tEam members sitting on a ramp.... this advertising tactic had nothing to do with cars but they figured the pic would lure more street people into the website. It did enabled several women to recognize the fathers of their kids. At the time of the photo the Team Member had switched vests making it difficult for the women to collect the right child support from the correct JaK. It worked out best for the JaK on the right because he was wearing the vest of the only virgin on the team so he didn't have to pay anything.

Rob Zombie

“I'm sorry if you came to see Rob Zombie, and he didn't come on... JaKs Team got progressively more obnoxious as the night went on (drunk?) ... As obnoxious as it was, it was still pretty fun.

Friday, April 26, 2013

texas young punk... is this hank?

Wild Youth - 20th Century toddler culture. Snapshot subjects of this youth culture include playground rebellion, pre-school hijinks, the generation ... "Keep Texas Wild"

i can take all of yous

“Stop that gigglin', you goofy bastards,”. ... When the Jak had the men's full attention, he dramatically popped out the eye again and smoked it.

eric elecrticLipppppssss

Lipps opens a bottle of champagne, then tries unsuccessfully to light his cigar on an electric bulb.

nosmoking

Nosmoking slogans? You cant brag if you take a drag! "Number 43" Some say its "Relaxation" Some say its "Absolute Pleasure" ... There are urban myths about the strange side effects (hairy palms, blindness)

09 convention

If you see people drinking alcohol on the street, you may call the San Francisco Police Department's Non-Emergency Dispatch line at (415) 553-0123.

43

There is no info about the specs yet and what’s more important…about the size of this division. 43 is rumored to have the most aggressive team members. There are 43 technical warrant officers specialties with 13 panty control branches that include Military Intelligence, Supernatural Forces and Human urine to name a few.

full rich munzter

Mondo Keyhole. Plot: A man with an ugly secret is made to pay for his crimes in this rough but arty sexpoitation drama.

slim the can door


Thursday, April 25, 2013

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

rana mum


goose was a nice man


unclear two



punk buttons from 1978


T.A, E.V.13


the real mike


alberta div?

Fuquored  is your music. Always and everywhere. Enjoy over 25 million songs. 517 JaKs are talking about this.  Upcoming Events for Fuquored. No upcoming events were found for this artist/band. over - ten 4
 

silver aniversary


sweater by hudson bay company 1879


tag your shit


FC FC FC FC and Jono


Tuesday, April 23, 2013

sanfranchisco


texasss poster


some mumma


not clear

I currently located this picture in a copy of SHEEP! magazine. The interviewer quotes the owner (Willie Nelson's son) of this vest was a fuckin assehole and knew nothing about handling sheep. When the the interview asked what the hell this stupid JaKs thing was Willie Nelsons son responded; "Jerk off, do a bit of a study on JaKs you know one the largest teams in the world. One with some of the rearest animals on the planet and without a dout some of the best song wrighters, skaters and bands. Clowns like you that knock JaKs give me and a couple of other million people the shits."

little one Tuesdae Jade with clown


Friday, April 19, 2013

poolrider eye


t-shit


port o land man


stinger


and the letter is kevin


this is salba

I got to say I have always respected Salba, he is the main reason why I started backyard poolriding and want to get into professional poolriding. Seeing this has just made me respect him 10x more, and if anyone had anything bad to say about Salba, that's impossible! Salba is done in poolriding, he has nothing left to prove..he is a legend and I love the guy. When I get into poolriding, Eddie Muntster,Alva & Salba will always be my top reasons why I got in.